Eye Candy: Egypt Rodriguez Can’t Wait To Show You These Swimsuits (Video)
Yes, yes! Egypt is so excited about putting on these outfits. And I am so excited for her putting on a show in them. Yeezus WEST, that woman has so much BODY! MORE EGYPT RODRIGUEZ ON INSTAGRAM | ON...
View ArticleEye Candy: Who’s Your ‘Honeybum’ Baby? It’s Porchia Nicole! (Video)
Midday on a HUMP DAY!!! Dead in the middle of the middle of the week. Is it Curvy Girl Friday already (Is that a thing? Can we make it a thing? Especially with thick-a-licious Porchia Nicole)?? But...
View ArticleEye Candy: Jasmill Melisa Is So Cute & Coy As She Tries On Some Hot Fits (Video)
I know this ain’t what The Nooner is supposed to be all about; but it can be ‘some’ about it… the girlfriend experience. Jasmill Melisa aka EndlessBeauty is as cute as can be; and so coy with her...
View ArticleEye Candy: Who’s Ready For A Nina Galy “Mid Day Twerk Out” (Video)
Anybody else willing to admit that they watched ‘exercise videos’ just for the sexy instructors; NOT doing not one damn stretch or move they told you to? Anybody? F**k it. I’ll be by my lonely (again)...
View ArticleEye Candy: Behind The Scenes With Ellana Bryan (Video)
Ooooh, Ellana, the curves be killing us… especially that coy little smile. Love that curve, too. Plus the music. Feels playful, but still seriously dope… just like our lovely model. MORE ELLANA BRYAN...
View ArticleEye Candy: Persephanii With A Savage Undergarment Try-On (Video)
We’ll see if my boobs can get in here… SAVAGE! Yeah, that’s the right name and title for this vid. Sped up my heart right from the start. Wooooowee! The bra for the ta-ta’s and them booty-booty-booty...
View ArticleEye Candy: Persephanii’s Bra Game Is Undefeated! (Video)
You guys usually like pretty much all the bras I’ve tried on so far. You. are. so. GOT. DAM. RIGHT!! Every bra maker needs to get a sweet brassi like this on Persephanii’s beautiful big boobs… if they...
View ArticleEye Candy: When Kayla Jane Asks, “Will You Be My Valentine?” It’s A...
Just about a minute after hitting start on this clip, I promise you will be screaming (from within, shhh… keep it down), “Noooo! It’s over already?” It’ll be okay. I mean, I agree that this clip...
View ArticleEye Candy: Outtakes From Shoots Of All Hail King Steph (Video)
Got another visual compilation from the thickums factory… aka AGT… and I’m adding an OOOWEE! All Hail King Steph most def. The dangerous curves every dude wants to take on #HugTheCurves...
View ArticleEye Candy: If You Are Self-Quarantined With Kayla Jane… Congratulations! (Video)
Because woohoo! Looka here, looka HERE! All that re-THICK-ulousness! See, I am the kinda guy who LOVES a THICK shake even when it’s cold out. Now that it is getting warmer, and that Cuffing Season is...
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